She returned, “Well, maybe not EVERYTHING, dear.”

He replied back, “Sure, just name one thing I can’t find in here.”

She said, “PMS-you won’t find anything about it in there.”

He began flipping through the pages, going from one chapter to another, pausing for a few seconds only before going on to the next page. After about 10 minutes, he looked up at his wife and said, “Aha! Here it is, I told you everything was in here.”

Then he proceeded to begin reading the script “… and Mary rode Joseph’s ass…”