A couple was sitting around their apartment; she was clipping coupons while he was reading the bible. The old man said to his wife, “You know honey, everything you ever wanted to know about life is in here.”
She returned, “Well, maybe not EVERYTHING, dear.”
He replied back, “Sure, just name one thing I can’t find in here.”
She said, “PMS-you won’t find anything about it in there.”
He began flipping through the pages, going from one chapter to another, pausing for a few seconds only before going on to the next page. After about 10 minutes, he looked up at his wife and said, “Aha! Here it is, I told you everything was in here.”
Then he proceeded to begin reading the script “… and Mary rode Joseph’s ass…”
selfconsciousdeviant
September 29, 2009 at 3:52 am
OK. You need to have a title of your post. Something like “Daily funnies”, or “just for laughs”.
-Tapperass
September 29, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Ok, I think I’ve got it. How do you like the new layout?
September 29, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Now I’m having trouble with the gavitar. HELP!